Random Thoughts

If the CTU was real, I would sign up.

I can think of five people who speak more "eloquently" than King Obama.

Pat Robertson is probably Rosie (Too fat to chew) O'Donnell's new favorite zealot.

Haiti was a disaster before the earthquake struck. Evacuate the children, make them good Americans and send fresh college grads to go run the place. They too will come back to the US
as good Americans.

Nadal Hassan, contrary to media belief, is not the poster child of why we need to further regulate firearms. Rather, he is the poster child of why we need more citizens willing to carry them.

Online dating sites should pay a software engineer to create a program that can automatically detect photoshopped pictures of fat bitches and delete them immediately.

Speaking of online dating, women who double as circus elephants aren't kidding anyone when they post "going to the gym" as one of their hobbies.

I have an inherent distrust for vegetarians. They are not all bad, but the vast majority vote democrat. This tells me that they are suffering from a protein deficiency.

The term "democrat" means one who panders to the mindless whims of the masses. No, I'm not kidding. Google that shit.

Unions don't have to pay the Cadillac tax. Just another stone in the henge of "Barack Transparency." Why not just piss on my leg and tell me it's raining instead?

Unions are gangs that "collectively" bang companies into unsustainable demands.

Free duct tape for any social right wingnut that plans on fucking up the 2010 elections by self-righteously campaigning against any fiscally responsible, limited government candidate on the grounds of needing to control the reproductive rights of women.

Everyone is pro choice and everyone is pro life. Who is the dick washer that decided to polarize us even more with such harsh wording?

Acting like I run around advocating "the murder of babies" is not a starting point for a reasonable conversation.

Anyone with an imagination, a film crew, and a washed up wrestling politician can make a television program about bullshit.

Only in Reid-land does the prospect of a Republican Senator from the bluest state in the Union NOT mean a referendum on Obamacare.

Politicians and diapers need changing often for the same reason.

I burned 500 calories by running for almost an hour. One pack of M&M's has 160 calories. That's just fucked up. Really, it is.

Why don't normal girls want it shot in the face like the ones in porn clips?

Why can't Hugo Chavez fall down a lengthy flight of stairs and be unable to sit in front of a camera for at least a few months?

I open carried this evening. "OMG! They let him carry that thing!?" was in the eyes of every woman I came across, while men were indifferent. It is no surprise that most women vote democrat.

Damn, it's midnight. Gotta run.