Not choosing is still a choice. Truer words have never been spoken.
I witnessed two Mexican children screaming their heads off at the store the other day while El Padre' and La Madre' just stood there indifferent. I had the overwhelming urge to piss on them. (The parents)
30 years down. What a ride.
I've been carrying my trusty Glock for several years now. I have become one with it. There are many like it but this one is mine.
Parents that allow their children to get fat for fear of being reprimanded by big government don't deserve to be parents. It's one thing if you are a chunk bucket. It's quite another if you let your child get that way. Self esteem is earned. It is not a right.
I've been playing music for most of my life. I'm just now to the point where I really appreciate a well written song.
I have fully implemented my master plan from years ago to just start making shit up when people ask me car questions on my lunch break. I can't believe amusing one's self is so easy.
Speaking of cars: Don't have a tow truck drag a 1984 Volvo out of its grave and bring it to me to "get running like new." I will kick you in the face.
So the word on audio forums seems to be "fanboy" when you mention that you use a Mac. Look douche lips, just because Mommy won't buy you one don't hate on me for wanting error free performance. If you call me a fanboy again, I will kick you in the face.
Why do some women still wear those gigantic hoop earrings?
You wanna know what's been pissing me off lately? Bicyclists. Go find a trail or a neighborhood to ride in, you cunt. And don't flip me off when I honk. No, motherfucker, I will not share the God damn road with you. Take your faggy tights-wearing ass back to the gay bar where you belong.
I wonder if Roy Barnes wears a respirator while he's got his head stuck up the teachers union's ass? If not, the man can hold his breath. That's the only positive thing I have to say about him.
Ask the average college kid who penned The Declaration of Independence. Take a shot of Wild Turkey every time he says "uh" during his answer. It's a party.
I like most of the Tea Party folks, but for Christ's sake, can someone tell Ray Stevens to stop making those utterly ridiculous videos?
I really miss having a President that believes in American Exceptionalism. Although Dear Leader disagrees, the world would be a cold, shitty place without the advent of The United States.
The first living service member since Vietnam is being awarded The Congressional Medal of Honor. Staff Sgt. Salvatore Giunta. Read his story. He earned it.
Michael Moore says that he doesn't want the Cordoba Mosque to be constructed three blocks from Ground Zero, he wants it on Ground Zero. He says that McDonald's kills more people than islamic terrorists. Yes, Michael Moore is lecturing us on obesity.
I don't care if you're an atheist. I didn't ask you. I'm not trying to change your mind. The more you 'preach your gospel', the more insecure you appear.
Minus Slipknot, bands that require props generally blow.
I think I get better looking with age.
I'm stoked about having a week off. If I have to check another "noise while driving 18.5 mph, downhill, in the rain, turning slightly left, only on Tuesdays", I'm going to fucking lose it.
I'm planning on getting stupid drunk this weekend as I'm still technically in my twenties and have an excuse. If I succumb to alcohol poisoning, this will be my last blog. (Cue tear)
Don't be redundant. Don't say the same thing twice.
I live with a Grammar Nazi and a Hair Stylist. Only in America.
I have friends that are willing to eat human steaks during the apocalypse.
The only thing that sounds better than a '73 Gibson is a hot girl faking an orgasm.
I no longer try to hide that I sing at the top of my lungs while driving.
I don't wear a seatbelt and I text while I drive. I'm such a rebel.
I saw two morbidly obese police officers walk into the Dunkin Donuts next door today. Who says you can't outrun the police?
And libby libby wha!
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